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Begging Counter If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse). It has been… 8 days since Chris last begged for money. 129 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 3,789 days since Chris last applied for a job. Article of the Now Bisexuality is the sexual attraction to both men and women. For most of Chris’s life, he identified as heterosexual, attracted only to women. In April 2018, the Idea Guys manipulated Chris into believing himself to be bisexual by brainwashing him into thinking he was in a polyamorous marriage with the fictional male character Magi-Chan. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2004, Chris, Mary Lee Walsh and Susan Hannifan have a meeting at the PVCC to discuss Chris's behavior, the conclusion of which sees Chris banned from distributing Sonichu's News Dash on campus, and leaves him bitter towards Mary Lee Walsh. (more...) In 2010, Chris comments on the destruction of the CWCipedia, threatens to use his "psychic powers" to jail and kill the people behind the Asperpedia, and claims the CWCipedia will be rebuilt with his own funds. (more...) In 2017, Chris wants to use the power of Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis to make his ass fatter, in the hopes of attaining a woman's hourglass figure. (more...) In 2018, Chris announces to sell his products on Lulu again, however his account was flagged and banned again three days later. (more...) In 2019, Chris opens a new primary Twitter account at @CPU_CWCSonichu in an attempt to bypass the blocks. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Chris banned Twitter on his CWCipedia? ...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it? ...that in 2006, Chris bought a Booty-licious Love Doll? (It's an ass-lover's dream come true.) ...that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz? ...that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject? ...that Chris never went to Redmond like he claimed? ...that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)? ...that the Man in the Pickle Suit tricked Chris again? ...that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art? ...that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"? ...that Chris's 23andMe DNA results indicate that he has no Cherokee ancestry, but is 0.3% Spanish?

Quote of the Now “ What is a Sonichu? ” James Marsden's first response when asked about whether is Sonichu in Sonic Forces Da Update It is currently February 2020. Ongoing: Debt • Dungeons and Dragons 7 February - James Marsden, the actor playing Tom Wachowski in the Sonic the Hedgehog movie, is quizzed on IGN on his Sonic trivia knowledge, one question being whether Sonichu is a unlockable character in Sonic Forces. 1 February - Ignoring his mounting debts, Chris begs on Twitter for a Nintendo Switch copy of Pokémon Shield for his birthday. 30 January - Chris unveils his in-progress Dungeons and Dragons character sheet. 30 January - Two creditors sue Chris for debt, bringing the Chandlers' running count of debt cases into the double digits and confirming that Aly Hirschberg and other financial enablers are wasting their money trying to stabilise their finances. 29 January - Ben Saint returns after months of quiet to Chris's attention on Twitter; he and Chris together solicited crowdfunding for a convention. 26 January - An anonymous envelope containing a drawing of a creepy stare arrives in The End Games's mailbox. They upload it to Twitter. 23 January - The End Games reaffirms that Chris is not welcome in their shop by blocking his Twitter account, to which Chris whines that they are not inclusive and that their reputation has been sullied by banning him. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 82 days ago. CWCki News Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions). STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING. Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know. Have thoughts on the quality of the CWCki? Participate in the CWCki Quality Review.

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